Drinking Buddies

Chuckle: 2 married buddies r out drinking 1 night when 1 turns 2 the other & says, "U know, I don't know what else 2 do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off be4 I get 2 the driveway. I shut off the engine & coast in2 the garage. I take my shoes off before I go in2 the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet & p down my leg 2 prevent splashing sounds. I ease in2 bed & my wife STILL wakes up & yells at me 4 staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him & says,"Well, u're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech in2 the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump in2 bed, slap her on the ass & shout,"WHO'S HORNY"..." & she acts like she is asleep every time! =))