Welfare Office

A guy walks in2 the local welfare office, marches straight up 2 the Counter & says, Hi... u know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "ur timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard 4 his nymphomaniac daughter. u'll have 2 drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of ur clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will b provided. u'll b expected 2 escort her on her overseas holiday trips. u will have 2 satisfy her sexual urges."u'll have a 2-bedroom loft in Manhattan & the starting salary is $200K a year." The guy says, "u're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, u started it." =))