A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license!"
Then the lady reached into her purse, pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to him.. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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